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Series 21, Episode 9: Professor Sleepy and Doctor Gong

Posted on Jun 6, 2026

Your Task

Provide your own commentary to the following tables and figures.

The following tables and figures are related to Episode 9 of UK Taskmaster Series 21, and generated using the raw data found in the following Google Sheets File

Most entertaining and insightful commentary wins the task!

Episode Recap

Episode 9 Performance Report Card

Episode 9 Performance Grade is based on comparing the current episode performance, to the prior 8 episode(s) performance and where it lies in the distribution.

Figure 1: Episode 9 Performance Report Cards

What a close episode that was!

And what, ANOTHER episode featuring a tie? Does the series have the most episodes with ties?

Figure 2: Yet another episode featuring a tie?!

Yet another episode featuring a tie?!

Series Scoreboard Tracker

Figure 3: Series Scoreboard Tracker

Series Scoreboard Tracker

Even Armando is candidate for the championship! Who would have thought this at the beginning of the series!

Neighbourhood Watch

Figure 4: Left: Scatter! A graphical visualisation of Contestants Episode Performance and their Volatility.
Right: The similar neighbours of the cast of Series 21.

Left: Scatter! A graphical visualisation of Contestants Episode Performance and their Volatility. <br> Right: The similar neighbours of the cast of Series 21.Left: Scatter! A graphical visualisation of Contestants Episode Performance and their Volatility. <br> Right: The similar neighbours of the cast of Series 21.

A clear separation between Joel and the rest of the Series 21 cast. It’s like he’s stuck down a well, having a WELL good time.

Gamble’s Gamble

End-of-Series Ranking Distributions

Figure 5: Series Ranking Distribution: Using Data up to Episode 8 (left), and up to Episode 9 (right).

Series Ranking Distribution: Using Data up to Episode 8 (left), and up to Episode 9 (right).Series Ranking Distribution: Using Data up to Episode 8 (left), and up to Episode 9 (right).

When vibes and feelings outperform science and logic.

The Ever Changing Series Distributions

Figure 6: Animation and evolution of the series ranking distributions as the series progresses.

Animation and evolution of the series ranking distributions as the series progresses.

The effects of eating eleven Curly Wurlys a day for a year.

Joint Cast Ranking Distributions

Figure 7: Joint Distribution of Cast Series Ranking: Using Data up to Episode 8 (left), and up to Episode 9 (right).

Joint Distribution of Cast Series Ranking: Using Data up to Episode 8 (left), and up to Episode 9 (right).Joint Distribution of Cast Series Ranking: Using Data up to Episode 8 (left), and up to Episode 9 (right).

Imagine the 25 minute long speech Joanna will potentially give if she is crowned champion of the series!

What Have We Learnt Today?

We’ve learnt that:

  • One way to provide these posts on time is to make the reader work and think for themselves by NOT providing additional written commentary.
  • It is also way to relieve the author of The Median Duck from some pressure.
  • But I also couldn’t resist adding in some snarky comments and the occasional gif.

Figure 8: Come on boy! Walkies!

Come on boy! Walkies!

Moderated Honks from The Flock