Huzzah! Our favourite Northern lass won her third episode of the series.

As shown in Figure 2, our episode performance report card:

• I’ll fill this in later.
• Hopefully the intelligent reader, yes that’s you, all get the joke.
• It also creates the desired suspense.
• It’s an absolute disgrace that Amy was only awarded 1 point more than the rest of the cast in the redaction/censorship task.
  • Armando’s was clearly the worst out of all the attempts, something that I’m sure he agrees with.
  • Joel’s attempt was also far too obvious as to what it was (or was not) censoring, and there was no intrigue or mysterious.
• Our previous favourite (in terms of odds, she’ll always be my personal favourite), Amy, won her 3rd episode of the series. She accumulated 19 points, which is considered a very good episode performance.
• However, Joanna and Armando were very closely behind Amy in joint 2nd place. They accumulated 18 points each, which was considered very good and good for Joanna and Armando respectively.
  • Being awarded 5 points for the live studio team task definitely helped this team duo jump up from their joint 3rd position prior to the task.
• Kumail scored 17 points and came in 4th for the episode.
  • This is considered a bad episode for Kumail as it is in the lower half of his episode point distribution.
• Joel ended up in 5th place for the episode, being awarded a 13 points by the Taskmaster.
  • Despite this bottom position, this was a good episode for Joel. He also got to use the other side of the hammer, and grope Alex’s bellend, which were likely life highlights for him.

It’s a bloody outrage that an American outrage is surpassing the British talent on this show.

As seen in our series tracker (Figure 3):

• Again, this whole bit is to a) be humorous (hopefully) b) give me time in writing proper commentary.
• Despite Amy’s 3rd episode win for the series, she is still only 3rd place in the series.
• If Joanna wins this series by the skin of her teeth (less than 5 points), we can all glance with absolute disgust at Little Alex Horne and the UK Taskmaster crew.
  • An automatic 5 point lead was pratically handed to Joanna from Episode 1’s live task which was winner takes all. It quite clearly, provided an unfair advantage.
• There is no change in the series standings compared to those from Episode 7. Amy has closed the gap on Kumail and Joanna.
  • Joanna is only 5 points ahead of Amy, a lead that could be easily lost in a single episode.

Surprise! Thought you knew the structure of these posts right?

From Figure 4:

• To keep you on your toes, I’ve reduced the real estate for these plots which may be a surprise for regular readers..
• I’ve yet to figure out how to incorporate these plots into the commentary, and whether they provide any real value..
• Amy and Kumail are practically neighbours now!
  • They share 4 out of 5 common neighbours: Series 13’s Chris Ramsey (2nd), Series 11’s Sarah Kendall (1st), Series 5’s Aisling Bea (4th) and Series 8’s Lou Sanders (1st).
  • Amy is graced by the presence of Series 1’s Romesh Ranganathan who placed 2nd his series.
  • Kumail has the bundle of joy that is Series 18’s Jack Dee, who placed 2nd in his series as well.
• Joanna now has a series champion in her neighbourhood! The original series champion, Series 1’s Josh Widdicombe, moved into Joanna’s neighbourhood, complete with his karate trophy (he famously didn’t get a Greg head for as the first series champion), and Greg’s headless body (from winning Champion of Champions I).
• Joel still lives in a neighbourhood that is predominantly filled with series losers. 3 out of 5 neighbours placed 5th in their series, and the remaining 2 neighbours placed 4th.
• Armando still has a mixed bag in his neighbourhood. Richard Herring still provdes